LOVE SONG

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....HOW DO ?
I'LL BE THE TICKET,IF YOU'RE MY COLLECTOR
I'LL DODGE THE FARE,IF YOU'RE MY INSPECTOR
I'LL BE THE LUGGAGE,YOU'LL BE THE PORTER
I'LL BE THE PARCEL IF YOU'LL BE THE SORTER
JUST FOR YOU,HERE'S A LOVE SONG
JUST FOR YOU ,HERE'S A LOVE SONG
AND IT MAKES ME GLAD TO SAY
IT'S BEEN A LOVELY DAY AND IT'S OK
I'LL BE THE MAIL,YOU'LL BE THE GUARD
I'LL BE THE INK ON YOUR SEASON TICKET CARD
I'LL BE THE RUBBISH,YOU'LL BE THE BIN
I'LL BE THE PAINT ON THIS SIGN IF YOU'LL BE THE TIN
JUST FOR YOU,HERE'S A LOVE SONG
JUST FOR YOU,HERE'S A LOVE SONG
AND IT MAKES ME GLAD TO SAY
IT'S BEEN A LOVELY DAY AND IT'S OK
(SOLO)

JUST FOR YOU,HERE'S A LOVE SONG
JUST FOR YOU HERE'S A LOVE SONG
AND IT MAKES ME GLAD TO SAY
IT'S BEEN A LOVELY DAY AND IT'S OK
IT'S OK
IT'S OK !!!!

SECOND TIME AROUND

I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
SECOND TIME AROUND
DONT YOU WISH THAT WE WERE DEAD
SECOND TIME AROUND
NO MORE GETTING PUSHED AROUND
SECOND TIME AROUND
NOT LIKE WE'D GONE UNDERGROUND
SECOND TIME AROUND
NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO SEE
SECOND TIME AROUND
WHAT THE LOVE SONG DID FOR ME
SECOND TIME AROUND
REALLY FAMOUS STINKING RICH
SECOND TIME AROUND
STRAIGHT UP THERE WITHOUT A HITCH
SECOND TIME AROUND
NOW I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
SECOND TIME AROUND
DONT YOU WISH THAT WE WERE DEAD
SECOND TIME AROUND
NO MORE GETTING PUSHED AROUND
SECOND TIME AROUND
BACK TO HAUNT YOU WITH OUR SOUND
SECOND TIME AROUND

THESE HANDS

THESE ARE THE HANDS OF A DEMENTED CIRCUS CLOWN
OUTSIDE I'M HAPPY BUT INSIDE I'M REALLY WEARING A FROWN
I SEE YOU LAUGHING AT ME
BUT BABY,IN MY DREAMS
IT'S QUITE A DIFFERENT SCENE
CHASING YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH
MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK
FUNNY HOW EVERYTHING SEEMS IN TECHNICOLOUR,YET
I FIND I'M LAUGHING AT YOU
AND YOU ARE TURNING BLUE
UE UE UE
OH OH
HA HA HA HA (ETC ETC)
STOP LAUGHING

NOISE NOISE NOISE

IT'S 7 AM ON A BRAND NEW DAY
GONNA START IN THE PERFECT WAY
PUT THE GREATEST RECORD ON
KICK THE DOG AND KICK THE CAT
INSULT MY MUM INSULT MY DAD
SCREAM OUT LOUD AND SING ALONG
WE SAY
NOISE IS FOR HEROES
HEROES
LEAVE THE MUSIC FOR ZEROES
ZEROES
NOISE NOISE NOISE IS FOR HEROES
OH YEAH
I'M DOWN THE PUB ,THE TIME IS ONE
HIT THE JUKEBOX FOR MY FAVOURITE SONG
GONNA TURN IT UP TOO LOUD
HAVE ACOUPLE A GAMES OF POOL
ARGUE WITH A DRUNKEN FOOL
HAVE A BEER WITH THE USUAL CROWD
WE SAY
NOISE IS FOR HEROES
HEROES
LEAVE THE MUSIC FOR ZEROES
ZEROES
NOISE NOISE NOISE IS FOR HEROES
HEROES
OH YEAH
AND IT'S NOISE,THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
I CAN'T SURVIVE WITH OUT THE SOUND
THE SOUND TORMENTS ME ,HA HA HA HA HA HA
(SOLO)

ITS 8 O CLOCK DOWN THE CHURCH HALL
I GOT AMPLIFIERS 6 FEET TALL
GONNA TURN THEM UP FULL BLAST
THE VICAR WAVES HIS ARMS AND LOOKS ABSURD
AND NOW HE CANT SHOUT HIS GODLY WORDS
AND HE CAN'T GET OUT TOO FAST
WE SAY
NOISE IS FOR HEROES
HEROES
LEAVE THE MUSIC FOR ZEROES
ZEROES
NOISE NOISE NOISE IS FOR HEROES
HEROES
OH YEAH
NOISE NOISE NOISE ( 7 TIMES)

SMASH IT UP

WE'VE BEEN CRYING NOW FOR MUCH TOO LONG
AND IF WE'RE GONNA DANCE TO A DIFFERENT SONG
I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT 'TIL MY DYING BREATH
I'M GONNA SMASH IT UP 'TIL THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT
OHH OOHH, SMASH IT UP,SMASH IT UP
SMASH IT U-UP
OHH OOHH, SMASH IT UP,SMASH IT
UP SMASH IT UP
NEVER CALL ME VILLAIN OH IT'S SUCH A SHAME
MAYBE IT'S MY CLOTHES MUST BE TO BLAME
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I LOOK A MESS
DON'T WANNA BE A SUCKER LIKE ALL THE REST
OOH OOHH SMASH IT UP,SMASH IT
UP SMASH IT U-UP
OOH OOHH,SMASH IT UP,SMASH IT
UP SMASH IT U-UP,SMASH IT U-U-UP
SMASH IT UP (TIMES 4)
(SOLO)

SMASH IT UP
YOU CAN KEEP YER KRISHNA BURGER
SMASH IT UP
AND YER GLASTONBURY HIPPIES
SMASH IT UP
YOU CAN STICK YER FROTHY LAGER
SMASH IT UP
AND YER BLOW WAVE HAIRSTYLES
WE'VE BEEN CRYING NOW FOR MUCH TOO LONG
AND IF WE'RE GONNA DANCE TO A DIFFERENT SONG
GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT 'TIL MY DYING BREATH
I'M GONNA SMASH IT UP 'TIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
OOH OOHH,SMASH IT UP,
SMASH IT UP SMASH IT UP
OOH OOHH,SMASH IT UP,SMASH IT UP
SMASH IT UUUUUUUUUUUUP
AND EVERBODY'S....SMASHING THINGS DOWN,YEAH
I SAID EVERYBODY'S...SMASHING THINGS DOWN,YEAH-EH