Won't you tell me the reason why
He goes out almost every night?
He never goes too far he's always
The one who's got it right
He's got charm
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
Tell me why
I don't know why
He's got a dozen girls
Now he's always the one with all the hooks
When it comes to making it with you
Now I would be there in his place if only
I knew what it is I had to do
He's got charm
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
Tell me why
I don't know why
He's got a dozen girls
Sarah, Cathy & Bernice
Jackie, Helen & Denice
Linda, Tracey & Eileen
Cathy, Judy & Christine
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
They come to see the dungeons here
The tourists flock from far and near
They do the tower and try the beer
The picking pockets cost your life
And every jury has a price
They bring the kids and show the wife
It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie
And we're all making money
Lovely money
Rubber necks with cash to burn
Export criminals return
They keep on coming, never learn
They fill their diaries page by page
And make it sound so thrilling
They're searching for the real thing
They're flushed and they are willing
And we're all making money
Lovely money
The victors of the opium wars
Now take their trips and open doors
They stand upon the actual floors
Actual floors, actual floors
It makes them proud to be around
And take their summer piccies
To drink at night in Soho bars
And end up feeling sickie
More money, more money
More money, more money
Now off you go, away you fly
We've had your money now goodbye
We fleeced you good we bled you dry
Goodbye goodbye
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I THINK I'M WONDERFUL
Maybe It's cos' of the way that I dress
They say I look out of place
And my taste is a mess
And there ain't
No point in trying
Cos' I know what they're dying to do
Some stupid opinions
on the way that I am
They can look at me
and I don't give a damn, damn, damn
They got no sense of humour
They only spread the rumour
They say I'm just misguided
I don't agree
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
Sometimes I have a couple, over the eight
When I go over the top
Get in a hell of a state
And there ain't
No point in trying
Cos' I know what they're dying to do
Stick them, their feelings, what a way to behave
You say I'm crazy but you can't look away
It's just a noise they're making
Whose got the time to take it?
They think I'm nothing special
I don't agree
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
The one mistreated
I won't be beaten
I can't be beaten now
And I'm mistrusted
I won't be busted
They call me bastard yeah
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
Hey! hey! hey!........
I know I'm wonderful
I know I'm wonderful
I get up in the morning, kiss the mirror
Hello gorgeous
Hey baby, you wanna have a good time?
Allright!
DISGUISE
Ahh cosmic
Who is the person that everyone knows?
She seems to live her life so naturally
An angel in the guise of something else
What lies behind those eyes in mystery?
A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I'd like to know what they mean
A haunted voice from a ghost like face
I hope and pray that it won't end
The light is fading you're not the one in your eyes
The others follow in your disguise
Chorus
Who is the person that everyone knows?
She seems to live her life so naturally
An angel in the guise of something else
What lies behind those eyes in mystery?
A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I think I know what they mean
TAKE THAT
Well I'm just a poor guy
Been thrown out on the street
My hair's a mess and my clothes
Well they sure ain't neat
Yeah listen to my warning
Yeah listen to me now
Those short changed mean people
You're feeble and fat
I'm rugged and handsome
So big nose take that
Take that
I'm standing at the bus stop
In the bleeding rain
Waiting for the 68
It's sodding late again, huh
Don't think I'm gonna get there
Gonna make it on my own
Some things just happen
I'm gonna take your throne
Yeah listen to my warning
Yeah listen to me now
Chorus
I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
La la la la la la la la ohh
La la la la la la la la ohh
DISCO MAN
Take my hand disco man
Are you just a one night stand?
Have some fun jump the gun
But what's left when it's all done
But who are you taking for a ride
Disco Man
Better to run or else to hide
Disco Man
Disco Man
Tall and neat watch his feet
Got the jist he's all complete
Understand disco man's
Heading for the garbage can
Have you just crossed a bridge too far
Disco Man
Jump in a cab and steal a car
the worse in the land
Disco Man
one night stand
Disco Man
I can't understand
Disco Man
What are you doing
Your life's in a ruin
You're out of our head
You ought to be dead
Down the stairs no-one cares
He who wins is he who dares
Rock n Roll lose control
Just forget you're on the dole
But who are you taking for a ride
Disco Man
Better to run or else to hide
worst in the land
Disco Man
one night stand
Disco Man
I can't understand
Disco Man
Are you ready
Are you ready
For the disco man